"I'd like a bearbon, neat" coasters (Set of 4)
Contrary to popular myth, bears cannot get drunk off fermented apples and berries. They would need something stronger - bearbon, perhaps?
These coasters come in a set of 4, and are letterpress printed by hand on thick, absorbent coaster paper. There may be slight variations due to the nature of the process.
The set of 4 comes with two grizzly and two polar bear coasters; one of each species saying "Excuse me, beartender" and the other saying "I'd like a bearbon, neat."
Dimensions: 3.25" x 3.25"